Thursday, May 7, 2009

Only In Arkansas

Only in Arkansas can you drive behind someone that opens their door at every stop light to spit. Of course they must have just moved here because if you were a true Arkansan you could role down your window going 60 and spit a big old loogie out and not get it on your car or you face. You have to know the correct technique of spitting into the wind. My dad could give lessons if anyone is interested.

Only in Arkansas can you go by the local car wash and see someone washing his dog.

Only in Arkansas does your neighbour pull his lawnmower behind his four wheeler to mow his grass.

Only in Arkansas can you see a mom breastfeeding a baby at a machine pitch baseball game. And she can still be the loudest mom out there. We won't mention any names.

These are just a few of the things that I experienced today. hahaha


davidcatherinewilson said...

ha that's funny! I got an email today about only in Arkansas... they showed a lady who had cut the crotch out of her husband underwear and used it as a tube top, resourceful, very resourceful!

Cassie said... said...

when we were in the line for school a few days ago, a guy opened his window and just got out the window and ran all the way down the door. It gossed Cade out so bad he almost puked.

Anonymous said...

were you following darin?

The Hickmans said...

You are soooo funny!! I love reading your blog! =)