Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Not Me On Tuesday

Well I am a little late for Monday but I wanted to share a few I would never do.

I would never get into the bathtub and set down and then realize I had forgotten my razor on the rack around the shower head. I would never be so lazy as to really consider if I wanted to make the effort to stand back up and get it or just not shave. I just would never be that lazy.

I would never accuse my youngest son of moving the garage door opener off the visor. Of course I would remember in the tahoe there is a button not actually a door opener on the visor and then I would never park outside the garage because I can't remember how to open the door. I am not going crazy.

I would never leave town for the weekend being this close to having a baby and my husband would never check to see which hospitals are in our network where we are going to.

I would never wait till the last minute to look for a going home outfit for the baby. Of course I have everything ready to go and my bags are packed.

I would never plan out in my mind what would happen if I go into labor in a public place. Of course I am patiently waiting for God's timing. I would never be that impatient.

I would never get up at least once every hour during the night. And then it would never take me 30 minutes to go back to sleep because my mind never stops running.

These are just a few of the things that I would never do.

2 comments:

Cassie said... said...

boy, I'm glad you would never do any of those things. I mean, if you did you would be a really bad person!

The Hickman's said...

Too funny! Some of those things sound oh so familiar!