Friday, February 27, 2009

Sweet Andrew

Scene: I am changing Titus' diaper.
Andrew: Mom does he have dynamite
Mom: Dynamite?
Andrew: Yeah dynamite
Mom: Dynamite? (obviously I am not catching on)
Andrew: You know I had it a couple of weeks ago.
Mom: Oh you mean diarrhea.
Andrew: Yeah
Mom: No, it is always like that.

Scene: Changing another diaper
Mom: Oh, his belly button fell off.
Andrew: Yeah he can eat real food now.

Scene: Nursing
Andrew: Oh he eats out of your belly.
Mom: Yes (I just can't bring myself to explain the whole process to him)

4 comments:

davidcatherinewilson said...

That is hilarious. Gotta love those 4 year old boys.

Leah said...

SOOO funny! :)

Cassie said... said...

Once when Riley was a baby a woman in Wal-Mart asked Boston if he fed his baby brother. He promptly told her "no, he eats my moms boobies...and anyway, mine arn't big enough"

Suzette said...

Andrew is a hoot...

I LOVE Cassie's comment too.. Seriously, I am going to have to remember to keep my boobies a secret from Kyah when she's older..