Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I would never look on the internet how to help a momma dog that is engorged because all her puppies are gone.  She is really miserable and I can definitely simpathize with her.  And just incase you are wondering - ice packs.  Just to let you know dogs don't like icepacks.

I would never send my children outside to play on the trampoline in the rain.  And I would definitely never yell out the door to come in if it starts lightening.  Really I am much more protective than that.

I would never consider taking my baby on a weekend getaway that is suppose to be for adults just because I hate to pump and I am nervous about leaving him.  Really this is my third child I don't worry about these kind of things.

I would never fill the high chair tray with water to entertain the baby while I cook supper.  My baby is so smart he can entertain himself.  lol

My husband would never accuse me of turning into my mother because I won't take a nap on Sunday afternoon.  He would never say something to the fact that naps use to be a priority.  Of course he would be thankful that I can always find something I need to do.

My husband would never dry up spilt sweet tea with a rag and then throw the rag in the bathroom floor.  Of course if he had done this the next morning the rag would definitely not be covered with ants.  Really we are much cleaner than that.

Because we are such sanitary people I would never have to tell my son not to use the good tupperware to keep his frog in.  And then later in the day when asked where he put the bowl of course he would not tell us back in the draw that he got it from.  Really my kids understand a bowl is dirty after a live animal has been put in it.  That same child would never then put the live animal in a tea pitcher and then forget about him.  I would never notice a stench coming in our back door because our garage is super clean.  Of course I wouldn't need my nose to lead me to a very dead frog in a pitcher.  Really my children respect animals enough not to let them starve to death.  Of course if I did find a dead frog I would immediately throw him away and not just leave him there to show my husband what I found that was stinking.

I would not be writing on my blog when I could be working on Quickbooks Proadvisor Stuff.  Really I never waste time on blogging things when I have other things to do.

So what did you not do this week.